Showing posts with label Stories from Eternia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stories from Eternia. Show all posts

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Bozo Daycare

Today Adam came to visit me.


He told me how whenever his son comes by to play that he sets him in his bathtub, fills it with ice-cream and toys and then goes to work. This gave him the idea to possibly open a daycare center. It's going to be unlike any other daycare you've ever seen. It's going to be called Bozo the Clown's Daycare Center.


When Adam's running the daycare center he dresses up and becomes Bozo the Clown.


You can rest assured that your kids will be in good hands. Adam said that every kid will be overjoyed to spend the day with Bozo. The minute you drop off your child is when the fun begins. The child to be cared for is placed in a bathtub filled with their favorite flavor of ice-cream and given a bucket full of toys. Then Bozo leaves the child to play and eat. Not to fear, Bozo is still around, he's in the living room watching Judge Judy. In the event that Adam has to go to work he'll make sure the tub is filled with plenty of ice-cream so the child doesn't go hungry while he's gone. By the time the child has eaten all the ice-cream in the tub the parent shows up and it's time to go. Adam said there will be plenty of ice-cream flavors to choose from and a giant selection of vintage Star Wars toys for the kids to play with. Once the business really takes off Adam hopes to install a pool filled with ice-cream to hold more children and a lot more toys.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Adam's story

I’m Adam, Prince of Eternia


and the outcast of the Bitter Sisters Club.



This is Teela, my beautiful wife.


Horrible feelings were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic phone and read, “I’m sorry if I’ve hurt you in any way...
do you have my bank account number?”


Teela became the wretched Evil-Lyn


and I became He-Man, the most miserable man in the universe.


Only three others share this secret.
My friends, the sorceress, Man-at-Arms and Orko.


Together we defend my honor and sanity from...


the evil forces of Skeletor.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Prince Adam Tells All

After 8 months of hiding in Castle Grayskull Prince Adam stepped out and shared his story with Larry King.
Adam was quoted as saying, "It's time that all of Eternia know my secret. Truthfully, it's just so weird and I need to act like an adult. Sure, I'm not as cool as Skeletor and I don't own a Harley but now I can buy all the Legos I want."


Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Disasters of the Universe

Today's story is about a man who lives far away on a world much like ours. Let's call this man Adam.
His story begins here...

He and a beautiful woman (we'll call her Teela) were... having a good time.

Time past and the fun came to an end.
Luckily Teela had a friend to talk to... we'll call him Skeletor.

Adam wished Teela would talk to him. But she wouldn't, so Adam spoke to his three friends and they stood by him. We'll call them Man-At-Arms, Orko & The Sorceress.

Adam was sad.


Especially when Skeletor made Teela dress in new clothes.


Adam and Teela spoke less and less and then Teela went to the
Snake Mountain Charity fundraiser... with Skeletor.
Adam was sad.

He called Orko and they went for a walk.
Adam told Orko about the "Charity".


Adam couldn't believe all this had happened and decided to run to Castle Grayskull and hide.
He's happier now...
he spends most of his time just hiding in Castle Grayskull.