Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus

Cleaned today, took my photo of the day... and watched MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS!

The story starts out with Deborah Gibson in a mini sub somewhere in Alaska, I think. She and this other are looking at whales and marveling at how they swim. Above water there's a guy in a chopper who drops a sonar beacon into the water, for some reason I didn't quite understand, because the beacon makes the whales mad and swim madly into the icebergs. Then the ice cracks and frees the MEGA SHARK and the GIANT OCTOPUS.

Later Deborah finds one of the whales on shore with a giant tooth in it. The shark is angry that it lost a tooth, so in its rage it jumps out of the ocean and eats a commercial airplane.

Deborah then meets a scientist guy who heard about some oil drillers who were attacked by the octopus. He wants to help Deborah because he heard that she was dealing with a Mega Shark and he thinks they may be from the same time period. They decide that if the two creatures would meet up that they could fight and kill each other. How could they possibly get the two to meet?

As the two of them are sitting in a lab discussing possible solutions to their creature problem, Deborah gets up and says she's going for a walk - wink, wink. He follows her and the two of them end up fooling around in a near by office together. Then the guy goes on about how men and women are attracted to each other by smell. That's when lightning strikes and Deborah realizes that they just need to make a smell potion to attract the creatures to each other.

They try to ask Lorenzo Lamas for more time to make the potion before he sends subs out to hunt down the two creatures, but he says they're getting too close to the main land and he can't wait any longer. Lorenzo sends out the subs but the shark eats the subs like candy bars and then...
he chomps down the Golden Gate bridge for dessert. They finally get the potion made and release it into the ocean. The MEGA SHARK and the GIANT OCTOPUS smell the potion and are still hungry after eating 3 submarines and most of the Golden Gate bridge. They meet up and then we see the same battle footage four times but mirrored back and forth. The shark bites off a few tentacles but the octopus get a good strangle hold on the shark and they both sink to the bottom of the ocean. It was such a great movie! Maybe not as good as Avatar or Jurassic Park but I would say if you loved Jaws 4 then you'll love Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus.

After the movie I went through some things in the basement.
oh and here's something I forgot to post yesterday.

This happened on my way home last night.

Pterodactyl

Tonight's awesome movie for guys who like awesome movies is...

Professor Lovecraft (played by Cameron Daddo) is a paleontologist whose career is in a slump. He hopes to revive it with a trip into the Turkish forest, where a recent earthquake has opened a rift in the dormant volcano, Mt. Ararat. His crew includes the whiny daughter of his funder, a kid who thinks pterodactyls are awesome and who hopes that they find some live ones in the forest and the intelligent Kate Heinlein (played by Amy Sloan). 

Meanwhile, Captain Bergen (played by Coolio) leads his special ops unit on a dangerous mission to track down a terrorist. What no one knows is that the kid is going to get his wish because a cache of perfectly preserved pterodactyl eggs has hatched due to the rift.

Professor Lovecraft and his crew make it to the forest and then the kid has to go pee. He walks into the forest, alone. As he's going through the forest he trips on a giant pile of yellow stuff, which we know very well is dried up pterodactyl urine. He runs to get the others. As they return the kid says that he thinks it's dried up pterodactyl urine. Everybody thinks he's crazy but we know he's right on, after all, it's a well known fact that pterodactyls, though thought to be extinct, they in fact still live in Turkish forests and fly around peeing all over the trees.

A little while later the whiny girl strips down to take a swim. After the whiny girl gets attacked while taking her fresh swim in the near by pond, she runs to warn everyone. Nobody believes her except for the kid who says this is just proving his theory.

Then suddenly these random hunter guys show up to push Professor Lovecraft and his team around. I didn't understand the point of these people except that they were there to get eaten by the pterodactyls. Just then Coolio and his team of soldiers show up. They try to rescue Lovecraft and the others. A lot of the soldiers get cut in half by the pterodactyls and whiny girl gets her arm ripped off. Now the two groups have to join forces to battle the pterodactyls.

This is where it starts to get really good. The two teams run into the forest to seek shelter and find a cabin with a chewed up guy in front of it. "Hurry, let's hide in here!", somebody yells. The female soldier covers everybody as they run inside.

Once inside, the pterodactyls start flying over the cabin trying to get inside. One pterodactyl breaks through a window and bites the kid. He yells for help and then Lovecraft runs over
and jumps on the pterodactyl's head. He grabs a gun and shoots the pterodactyl in the eye.
Then Coolio puts on his weapon helmet that somehow controls missiles. He loads his two guns and tells Lovecraft to open the door. He then starts unloading his ammunition in the pterodactyl that was planning on coming in the front door.
He kills the pterodactyl.
Then Coolio goes outside to let the pterodactyls have it.
He locks on with his weapon hat and fires missiles, blowing up a ton of pterodactyls.
But then Kate is suddenly picked up by a pterodactyl and taken to their lair. Lovecraft says they need to rescue her and they run after the pterodactyl. We then see Kate in the pterodactyl lair and she's surrounded by baby pterodactyls feeding on dead soldiers. Instead of stepping on all the baby pterodactyls Kate decides to hide in a cave. 

Soon Lovecraft, Coolio and everybody else show up. Coolio whips out two blasters and blows up the lair.

One pterodactyl got away, the leader pterodactyl. Coolio, Lovecraft and Kate run down the mountain and the pterodactyl chases them. In the middle of a field Coolio decides to face off with the pterodactyl. He activates his missile hat, "Target lock! It's time to dance and I'm your DJ." The pterodactyl swoops down and grabs Coolio and scratches him, a lot. He drops Coolio and he falls to the ground and dies. There's only one thing left to do! Lovecraft runs over to Coolio and puts on his weapon hat. "You're gonna be bones again," he says. He summons a missile with the weapon hat and just as the pterodactyl comes flying down to grab him
the heat-seeking missile flies up the pterodactyl's rectum.
BOOM!
This was a great movie! SciFi really came through with this one. 

I highly recommend it.
 

Shark Attack 3

Late night movie time. Becky & I are watching a B-rate movie about a Megalodon.
For about the first hour of the movie there's a boat with a bunch of shark hunters chasing a tiny shark that they think is a Megalodon. The shark then growls and charges the boat. He breaks through the boat and tries to eat the main lady who was down below but she shoots the shark in the head with a shotgun. They celebrate thinking they killed the Megalodon. Just then another guy comes in a boat to save the stranded hunters who are treading water. As he approaches them the Megalodon comes up and swallows the ship whole.
Everybody freaks out, "Woah, did you see that?!" The main guy and the girl grab a hold of their overturned boat and signal their friends, but it's too late.


Then a yacht goes out for a pleasure cruise and the shark eats them all.


Meanwhile our heroes meet up with this old dude who stole a torpedo a while back, which he now keeps in his basement in the event that something like this should ever happen. They load the torpedo into a mini sub and go after the shark. The shark bites the sub and tries to chew it up. The guy quickly exits the sub after shooting off the torpedo, which is programmed to circle around and hit the mini sub in the mouth of the shark. The guy swims really fast and gets well out of range of the blast as the torpedo blows up the shark.
As the three are resting on a raft after escaping the Megalodon, our hero laughs and asks, "Megalowho?"

Terminator Salvation

TERMINATOR SALVATION opens today. I saw it early and it was pretty good. This is the newest trailer and after watching it I can tell you it's pretty much the whole movie condensed into 4 minutes. So... if you want to save your money just watch this.

Triple Feature

Haven't been to a movie in a little while and we watched Redline a few nights ago which was... well, sleep inducing. So, tonight Becky & I went out and had a triple feature.

Warning. If you have any interest in seeing these three movies you may want to stop reading because I might spoil it for you.

First: Knowing. I liked it... until the father (Nicolas Cage) had to give up his son to the aliens because they wanted him to join them on a galactic tour to populate other planets. 

   I think the only reason his son even decided to leave him was because the aliens gave him a bunny rabbit. They "whispered" in his ear, "If you join us on a fantastic voyage, to visit strange new worlds and boldly go where no man has ever gone before, to procreate on other planets, I'll give you a white bunny rabbit." Don't ever accept a lame gift like a bunny rabbit from an alien. Aliens should be handing out cool presents, like a lightsaber, a 

do-it-yourself medical kit that straps to your forearm, a shoulder cannon with laser sighting, a plasma cutter, a spacepod in the shape of a walnut, 

a time machine that plays music, the list goes on and on. 

 

  

Then we watched Fast and the Furious. I liked it. Fun popcorn movie with lots of racing, crashing and eye candy for Becky. She wants me to work my arms a little more so they can be like Vin Diesel's. 

Then it was 10:20pm and we drove up to the Megaplex 20 to join Thomas, Sony and Josh and watch Wolverine. Awesome movie! I loved it and definitely want to see it again. We especially have to see it again to see the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen trailer again. Very cool! I'm excited for the Transformers sequel.

   Thomas almost had to leave though because as soon as the trailer began Josh became terrified and wanted to leave. I don't think he was afraid of the giant robots but was actually experiencing flashbacks of having to play soccer earlier in the day. Once Thomas calmed him down he actually fell asleep and so they stayed and watched the movie. 

   It was a great movie and Wolverine was kickin' butt through the whole thing. It's a must see.

The Day Klaatu Went to McDonald's

Becky & I went went with Jamie, Axel and his mother, sister and her boyfriend to see The Day the Earth Stood Still tonight. Axel's family is visiting from Germany and wanted to see the IMAX, so we took them tonight and The Day the Earth Stood Still was the movie playing.

Now I love SciFi but this was something I would expect to be playing on the SciFi Channel right after Riddles of the Sphinx.

If you plan on seeing this movie read no further because I'm going to give away everything.

The movie starts out with Keanu Reeves on a mountain in a tent back in 1928. He sees a bright light and goes to check it out. He finds a glowing orb and touches it.

Now in present time we see Jennifer Connelly teaching a Planetary Galactic Astrophysics Astronomy class where the homework assignment was to find out if Mesopotamian Blazar Cosmo Gases could exist on Uranus.

Now we know her character is extremely smart and knows stuff about space and aliens.

She goes home to make her son some rice with vegetables when she gets a phone call from a Government Agency specializing in alien orbs, "In a minute people will be at your door to take you away." "Why?" she asks. "Everything will be explained en route."

En Route: "So what's going on?", she asks again. "I don't know." the government guy says.

Then she ends up with a bunch of other really smart scientist people who are flown to a special place to finally find out what is happening. "There is a large unknown object with a speed of 3x107m/s flying to the Earth.", the really smart scientist guy tells them. "Where is it going to hit?" one scientist asks. The scientist replies, "Manhattan."

The object turns out to be a large spherical spaceship, which slows down and lands gently in Central Park. Everybody runs to Central Park. As they stand and stare at the orb a being that looks like a blob of Jell-O emerges from the sphere with a large bodybuilder robot. The army immediately shoots the Jell-O being because humans hate Jell-O. This makes the robot angry and he sends out a high pitched frequency giving everybody ear pain.

Jennifer Connelly immediately takes the Jell-O being to the top secret medical facility where a doctor removes the bullet and finds out that the Jell-O was just an outer protective shell acting as a placenta. The alien begins to take on the appearance of Keanu Reeves from the opening scene. He is then moved to another room where Kathy Bates, the spokes woman for the President shows up to ask him why he's here. We find out his name is Klaatu and he tells her that people don't take care of the planet and he and his alien friends need to cleanse the planet. She tells him that people can change (Which becomes the theme of the movie). I think Obama helped write the script because "Change" is mentioned every 10 minutes from now until the end of the movie.

So... they decide to hook him up to a polygraph to see if his name really is Klaatu, if he knows anything about orbs and if he knows the term "Seated Position". He kills the polygraph guy and puts on his suit and escapes the facility. He then walks to the airport where he uses his electro magnetic powers to steal a tuna sandwich. The tuna makes him sick so he goes to the bathroom and passes out.

Back to Jennifer's character who gets a phone call that Klaatu is at the police station getting over some bad tuna and she should come take him home. She picks him up from the station and asks him where he would like to go.


No joke, they drive to McDonald's where he meets with one of his alien friends who's been living on earth for 70 years disguised as James Hong. Klaatu orders the McRib combo and Hong gets a few Snack Wraps and a McFlurry. Then Klaatu asks Hong what he thinks of earth. Hong tells him that humans are evil and they like destroying things, but he likes living on earth because we have a McDonald's. After hearing how evil mankind is he decides that cleansing the earth is the best thing to do. Before leaving Klaatu gets another McRib to go.

Now Jennifer takes Klaatu to the forest so he can talk to a mini orb hiding in a pond.


Why are there mini orbs? We come to find out that the mini orbs are all over the planet collecting squids and scorpions as souvenirs before cleansing the planet of all life.

Meanwhile the giant robot body builder transforms into little microscopic metallic bugs that eat anything in sight. They eat a stadium, a truck and half of Manhattan.

Klaatu sees Jennifer crying and hugging her son while the metallic bugs eat everything around them. Klaatu then realizes from her tender embrace and tears that people can change. They quickly drive to Central Park to tell the orb that people can change. The orb must've been happy that people can change because he sucks up Klaatu, the bugs, the squids and the scorpions and flies away.

Before leaving they made one last stop at the McDonald's drive-thru and picked up some McRib Sandwiches to go.

Spill

Tonight's Major Movie...

SPILL

The movie begins in a chemical research facility with a couple of people in radiation suits. They're handling a test tube with a blue chemical in it. The girl accidentally trips and SPILLS the blue chemical. Then the other person steps on it and immediately her feet and legs start to SPILL blood.
The girl starts screaming and wants out of the facility but they lock it down and set the room on fire to burn all record of the accident ever happening.

The scene switches to our hero Brian Bosworth who goes from a press conference about nothing, to him going through a giant mud pit in a suit. Luckily Lone Ranger Woman comes by and lassos Brian out of the mud pit before he got his jacket dirty.

Meanwhile a drunk guy is driving a semi full of the blue chemical. He almost hits a car and swerves.
Then he runs the truck off the road and gets stuck on a cliff. His crash snaps a tube and the blue chemical SPILLS into the river below.

Back to Brian who's now with a park ranger walking through the forest near the lake that is now contaminated with the blue chemical. They find a kid camping who had been drinking from the river and now has a nose SPILLING with blood. The ranger gives the kid mouth to mouth and Brian washes his face with river water. Now they start mumbling and SPILLING blood from their faces. "Uhm manga mu huma ma gumbaa" Brian mumbles as he, the ranger and the kid mosey up to the highway. Just then a contamination crew shows up.

Brian is taken to a lock down chamber to prevent his illness from spreading. Except he wakes up and seems to be fine, along with the Lone Ranger Woman, the man ranger and the kid. When Brian tries to tell the doctors that he's fine, they pull out guns and syringes with the blue chemical. Man Ranger and the kid die. Brian escapes with the Woman Ranger and the truck driver who crashed on the cliff.

While trying to escape a car comes at them head on. Brian pulls a machine gun out of the glove box and shoots at the oncoming car until it flies off the road and explodes.


Meanwhile the president and his advisor are camping in a cabin. The advisor is planing a scam. He wants to poison national parks only to come in as if they're saving the american people from the poison.

Brian: What's the story?
Truck Man: I work for a pool company
Woman Ranger: You spilled pool chemicals that make people die?
Truck Man: Hey, it's a job.
Brian: Why would pool chemicals make people die?
Truck Man: Ok, it wasn't really pool chemicals. They wanted me to drive my tanker into a conference and put the chemical in the river.

As Brian, Ranger Woman and Truck Man are walking through the woods they get attacked by some rogue rangers who try to kill them. Brian kung fu kicks both of them.

The president and his advisor went for a walk to talk about the poisonous chemical.

Advisor: There's been a spill in a national park.
Pres: How could such a thing happen.
Advisor: One of our secret trucks spilled in a national park
Pres: I'm having no part in this.
Advisor: You have no choice if you want to keep being president. You'll be a hero when you save everybody.

Then Woman Ranger figures out that the three of them aren't dying because they were sick before they got infected. Brian's cough is the only thing saving his life right now.

As the three of them continue on through the woods, truck guy sees a napkin on a cliff. As he reaches for it he falls over the cliff. Then more rogue park rangers show up and Brian roundhouse kicks them and sits on their heads until they're unconscious. Then Brian and Ranger Woman continue on till nightfall...

Ranger Woman: So how did you become a bodyguard for the president?
Brian: I had to give up football because of a neck injury so the governor of Nebraska said I should work for the president.

Now it's morning and the two are talking about the SPILL.
Brian: I can't believe that the president is in involved.
Ranger Woman: You think a truck would just crash in a national park?
Brian: No, it must be another agency doing this. The president is giving a speech near Old Faithful today. When the infected water reaches the geiser... come on, we've gotta keep moving!

The president arrives at the park surrounded by park ranger/guards with machine guns.


As Brian tries to put some dynamite in the river to stop the flow to the geiser more park rangers with machine guns show up. He guns them all down...
except for one who has a rocket launcher.
Just as the ranger is about to launch a fourth rocket at Brian, the river blows up and kills the ranger. Then ranger woman notices there are two rivers and they blew up the wrong one. They race on a motorcycle they found in the woods to get to the president.

"Everybody watch out! Old Faithful is going to spray poison!", Brian yells as he reaches Old Faithful.

Pres: I can't believe you! You blew up Old Faithful and killed dozens of park rangers! I'm glad you did, because if you hadn't, we'd all be dead... Except that my advisor and I planned to poison Old Faithful.
Brian: What? This was all your doing?
Pres: Yes, it was, but don't tell anyone. I want to keep being president.

After that the president goes back to give his speech.

Then some newspapers slide across the screen about how the president did a bad thing and his advisor was fired.

Roll credits.

Two good movies

First I watched Riddles of the Sphinx and then Attack of the Sabretooth.

In Riddles of the Sphinx Indiana Jones' cousin Bob is on the hunt for precious crystals that will unlock the hall of knowledge.
When Robert, his daughter, Tomb Raider's sister and Lurch find the last crystal, Lurch tries to take it from the stone display but sinks in the surrounding dirt. How will they get the final crystal? There's only one way...

To stabalize the elements Bob must undress to complete the circle of power. Bob immediately gets naked and carefully crosses the dirt. It worked and he combines all the stones to unlock the magical sword of Onk.

Lurch immediately double-crosses Bob and uses his anti-gravity ray gun on the three of them and runs away with the magic sword.
Lurch gets attacked by the CG winged wolf creature and dies.

Bob runs after Lurch and finds his body and the sword. Just then the wolf creature swoops down for an attack. Bob accidentally cuts himself with the magic sword and notices how his accident magically wounded the winged wolf.

The only way to kill the flying wolf is to kill himself, so Bob stabs himself and the wolf turns to dust. As Bob is about to die he is magically teleported to the hall of knowledge.

Inside the hall of knowledge Bob sees his father who tells him that he's been living there for a very long time absorbing knowledge. Bob decides that it would be pretty boring to just sit around absorbing knowledge for the rest of eternity and decides to leave.

Bob's daughter and Tomb Raider's sister are excited to see him return.

Attack of the Sabretooth takes place on an island like Jurassic Park.
It's actually pretty much just like Jurassic Park except that there are sabretooth tigers instead of dinosaurs and cheaper special effects.

The movie starts with a security guard on his lunch break who gets eaten by a giant sabretooth tiger with heat vision (I see a popular reaccuring effect here. Remember the scary Pinata?). The tiger jumped out of the jungle and smacked his arm off. The guy cried a little and then the sabretooth ate his head.

Meanwhile Niles, the Valalola Resort Primal Park owner, is overseeing the party that he's having to celebrate his park's grand opening. His assistant Alan is instructed to do a security check.
When he visits the security command center he's told that Gate 4 is open and Sackiasee is missing. It's no big deal because the control box on gate 4 has already failed eight times in the past week. Alan finds this unacceptable so he goes to check it himself.

As Alan gets to the fence he notices it's no malfunction and the gate is wide open, so he decides to walk into the jungle and look for Sackiasee. He finds a severed arm and says, "Oooh". Then he stumbles over other pieces of Sackiasee and says, "Oooh, that's nice". As he looks up, you see the reflection of the Sabretooth tiger in his sunglasses coming straight for him. The tiger eats his head.

On the other side of the island the Phi Beta pledges show up for a scavenger hunt. They need to find a seashell, a spear, a muffin, a bowl of cotton candy and a fork. The only way to find the items is to break into the facility and shut down the power.
On a side note: College students love doing scavenger hunts on distant islands with large dangerous creatures. Don't ever join a fraternity or sorority.

Niles' guests have arrived to the island and he welcomes them, "Ladies, Gentlemen, Investors, I'm Niles Green and I'm honored by your presence as we celebrate the completion of Valalola Primal Park Stage One. Genetic Miracles Reasonably Priced!"


Right after Niles gives his speech Savannah shows up with some bad news.
Savannah: Sir, we have a problem. We have a code orange on gate 4 and the sabretooth cats are missing.
Niles: So?
Savannah: I recommend we lock down the park and get the guests off the island.
Niles: No. Ruining the celebration is not an option.
Savannah: Sir, these people are in danger. They could get eaten.
Niles: The only thing that's going to be eaten around here is some very expensive cantalope. I don't care how you do it, but you get the cats back in their cages and don't tell any of our guests about this.

Once back to the control room Savannah and the other guard realize that Sackiasee and Alan haven't returned yet, so the guard goes to gate 4 to investigate.

He suffers the same demise as the first two. The tiger eats his head.


Now Savanah finds out there's been a complete system failure. "All the power is down."
(One of the college kids shut down the power mainframe because "he's good with computers"). The multi million dollar facility is run by an Atari 2600.

So... let's go over a few key plot points here.
1. Niles invited friends, investors and college students to an island with a park that is still under construction.
B. Through genetic research in prehistoric dna Niles brought sabretooth tigers back to life that are kept behind faulty security fences that have gates that don't lock properly.
Sounds fun, I'd want to take a tour of the park.

Then it gets really good, Sachariah tells Brian a story of how anybody who dates Savannah dies in a gruesome way. One of her past boy friends was eaten by an Anaconda. That's a whole other story that we won't get into right now, but I think they threw that little bit in to make a sequel.

The students have split up for their scavenger hunt and two of the students walk into the lab where the baby sabretooth tigers are kept in breeding tubes like the scene out of Alien Resurrection.
The baby sabretooths look like globs of play-doh with teeth.
The girl can't stand the look of the play-doh creatures so she decides to walk down a dark hallway looking for a light switch. She finds one of the tigers instead and it eats her head.

Meanwhile in Niles' office Niles tells Grant how he made sabretooth tigers from DNA.

Grant: What's really on this island?
Niles: Smilodon Fatalis.
Grant: Smelly Feces?
Niles: Smilodon. It means prehistoric cat made of play-doh and prehistoric DNA.
Grant: A prehistori cat?
Niles: Yes. It's what you would call a sabretooth tiger.
Grant: I've got two words for you Niles, Im possible.
Niles: You know, anybody who knows chemistry can clone things, the trick is to find the DNA. All you have to do is look in fossilized materials and have lots of play-doh.

Some time has passed and the remaining college students meet up with Brian. They find some propane tanks and torch one of the cats. Then they run into Sachariah.

Sachariah: We need to keep moving! There's more than just one cat out there.
Brian: I know, there should be one more, we already torched one.
Sachariah: I hate to be the one to break this to you... we bred three.
Brian: Three minus one would make...
Sachariah: Niles kept the third cat chained in the laboratory because something went wrong when they cloned it and now it's really ugly. The whole back half of it's body looks like a large glob of play-doh so it drags itself around on it's front legs.
College student: Does this have anything to do with the play-doh creations we saw in the jars?
Sachariah: Yes, but this one lived...

Now comes the most interesting information about the cats.

Sachariah: In the genetic mutation lab something went wrong with this tiger... it's bulimic. That's why it keeps killing, it's never full. It eats people and then it throws them up.

While Brian, Sachariah and the students try to find their way out of the dark building Savannah runs to the party where Niles is entertaining his unknowing guests.

Savannah: You need to leave the island immediately. Two wild genetically mutated sabretooth tigers, one of them which is bulimic, have eaten lots of people.

Niles: She's kidding! There's nothing to worry about. This whole thing about people getting ripped apart will blow over. Please have another lobster corndog.

Back in the building the student gets the power back up again with a emergency power disk.
Then Niles comes running into the building, after all his guests ran away screaming, only to meet up with the bulimic tiger. The tiger quickly throws up the last head he ate and crawls after Niles. Niles runs out of the building and locks the tiger inside. The tiger tries to break through the door by banging against it. The pounding loosens a CG tooth from a tiger statue on the roof. The whole scene suddenly turns into cartoon as a 2D tooth lands on Niles' head. Savannah shoots the bulimic tiger and everybody leaves the island.

Now for one final thought:

Primal Park is on a giant island, 2875 square miles in size and Niles only cloned THREE Sabretooth Tigers. Three... well, two and a half, the biggest one is only partially developed.
Jurassic Park had hundreds of dinosaurs, so many in fact that they made two sequels.
Primal Park has two and half bulimic sabretooths and only one survived. A sequel is highly unlikely unless they somehow work in the curse of Savannah and that Anaconda that ate her boyfriend.
I'll keep you posted.

If you have the chance, these are two must see movies.