UFOs are real

Today I met my new boss, Jeff Whipple. He's got 15+ years experience in advertising, public relations, promotions, event productions, marketing strategy development, and has worked closely with various aspects of the entertainment industry. It will be interesting to see what happens next. Especially with the mug design. Steve came and talked to me today and said that I shouldn't be disappointed and take it personal that nobody liked the design we came up with. You can't always please everyone and I should be happy with the gift card holders that we designed because he loves those.

In the evening we took the kids to see City of Ember. We met up with Jamie & Axel and watched the movie together and we all liked it. The kids loved it.

When we got home the kids were out and Becky & I watched the history channel, where they were talking about raptors eating big clumsy dinosaurs. The guys talking about the dinosaurs were uber excited and seemed to know a lot from just finding fossils.
"Raptors are ferocious beasts that know how to bring down the giant duckbilldino. They circle the duckbill and then pounce on him and scratch him until he bleeds to death. The duckbill tries to defend himself and step on the heads of the raptors, but it's no use, he eventually bleeds to death. Then the raptors pulled out their forks and barbeque sauce when suddenly the mighty T-Rex shows up and eats the duckbill all by himself and has some cheesecake for desert." It was entertaining.

After the dino show it was time for UFOs are REAL.
There was a scientist who immediately cleared up any questions humans may have about aliens, when he said, "The question is, are UFOs real? The answer is, Yes!"
If you've ever wondered about UFOs, Aliens, Critters, Predators, humanoids who take on the form of hot chicks to seduce men, mate and take over earth with alien babies, wonder no more. They're all real.

Mr. Scientist went on to say how we can believe him because a decorated army intelligence officer saw the aliens after their ship crashed. Why did they crash here? It was really an accident. The aliens were on vacation and the pilot alien simply fell asleep on his lawn chair and the auto pilot failed, resulting in their crash.
After an intense investigation the army officer found out the aliens were on their way to Vegas to mate.