Can't you see that I'm starving? I just ate 20 minutes ago!
When Becky and I first brought Linkin home he seemed to be hungry every 20 minutes. He ate non-stop all day and all night. First 2 ounces, then 4 and then 6 ounces. It's never enough!
So today I made a real bottle, "A bottle for babies that never get full" bottle. No more wimpy 6 ounce bottles. Ha! 6 ounces, what's that? He looks at me after eating a measly 6 ounces with a look on his face like - Is That All?
Well not anymore. Today he got a 64 oz bottle! We're not giving him milk anymore since he just throws that up. What nutrients does he really get from milk anyway? With Gatorade he's getting all the electrolytes he needs along with his daily allowance of high fructose corn syrup, sucrose syrup and sodium citrate. We just grab a bottle of Gatorade and twist the nipple on.

That's right, no more wimpy 4 oz bottles for my son.
