100% Less Whipped Up Fluffyness

I felt like having some chocolate today and bought a 3 Musketeers bar at Target. I took it to work and when I bit into it, it was like biting into plywood. You've got to be kidding me!
Now, I could've just thrown it in the garbage but then I thought, this is something that needs to be made known to fellow chocolate lovers out there. You can't trust anything these days, not even that a candy bar will be fresh and delicious. So here are some photos of the candy bar I tried to eat today.

It wasn't very "Fluffy". I wanted to see if it had any of that self-proclaimed "Whipped Up, Fluffy Chocolate" left inside of it. I asked it if it would mind holding up my printer and it gladly obliged. That's no fluff candy bar, that's a Gold's Gym candy bar.



Basically, when you feel like chocolate, always make sure you carry a 10lb weight with you. If the candy bar can bench 10lbs it's not fresh. My candy bar obviously got bored of waiting around for someone to buy it, that it started to work out to pass the time.

I was upset. Although, if you read my May 14th entry you know I'm incapable of looking angry.